RIGHT NOW HES PROBABLY SLOW DANCING WITH A BLEACHEDBLOND TRAMP AND SHES PROBABLY GETTING FRISKY RIGHT NOW HES PROBABLY BUYING HER SOME FRUITY LITTLE DRINK CAUSE SHE CANT SHOOT WHISKEY RIGHT NOW HES PROBABLY UP BEHIND HER WITH A POOLSTICK SHOWING HER HOW TO SHOOT A COMBO AND HE DONT KNOW THAT I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE SUPED UP WHEEL DRIVE CARVED MY NAME INTO HIS LEATHER SEATS I TOOK A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER TO BOTH HEAD LIGHTS SLASHED A HOLE IN ALL TIRES MAYBE NEXT TIME HELL THINK BEFORE HE CHEATS RIGHT NOW SHES PROBABLY UP SINGING SOME WHITETRASH VERSION OF SHANIA KAROKE RIGHT NOW SHES PROBABLY SAYING IM DRUNK AND HES A THINKING THAT HES GONNA LUCKY RIGHT NOW HES PROBABLY DABBING DOLLARS WORTH OF THAT BATHROOM POLO AND HE DONT KNOW THAT I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE SUPED UP WHEEL DRIVE CARVED MY NAME INTO HIS LEATHER SEAT I TOOK A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER TO BOTH HEAD LIGHTS SLASHED A HOLE IN ALL TIRES AND MAYBE NEXT TIME HELL THINK BEFORE HE CHEATS I MIGHT SAVED A LITTLE TROUBL