I HAD VISIONS I WAS IN THEM I WAS LOOKING INTO THE MIRROR I COULDNT GET ANY QUEERER EVEN IF I TRIED IM A FAMOUS ROCK AND ROLLER LOOK AT ME HEY IM ON MTV I LOOK LIKE DREW CAREY AND IM BIG AND FAT BUT FAT IS WHERE ITS AT IM NOT STRAIGHT BUT I AM FAT NOW HOW BOUT THAT IM SO FAT BEEN AROUND THE WORLD AND FOUND THAT ONLY STUPID PEOPLE ARE BREEDING AND I CANT STOP EATING ALL I DO IS WATCH TV PUT ME IN THE HOSPITAL FOR NERVES AND HYPER OBESITY IM FOUR HUNDRED THREE I COULD HAVE BEEN THE BIGGEST STAR ON MTV GOD DAMN YOU IM NOT STRAIGHT BUT I AM FAT NOW HOW BOUT THAT IM SO FAT IM NOT STRAIGHT BUT I AM FAT NOW HOW BOUT THAT IM SO FAT I WANNA PUBLISH CDS AND BE ON MTV I WANNA WRITE GOOD SONGS I CANT BUT IM TRYIN IM NOT AS GOOD AS SUBLIME WITHOUT MY GLASSES IM BLIND IM SO DAMN BLIND IM SO DAMN BLIND HARVEY DANGER HARVEY DANGER NOW WERE A BIG ONE HIT WONDER DID YOU EVER WONDER WHAT WELL DO AFTER THIS SONG HEAR THE SONGS ON MY RECORD I SWEAR TO GOD THAT WE WONT BE TOURING CAUSE THEYRE SO DAMN BORING THE AGONY OF MY CLOGGED